Cooking my brother

One morning I woke up. I was felling a pretty hot so I open one eye and I saw my big brother so I opened my other eye and saw a Mach stick on the ground and a fuel can in his Hand  now let me tell you about my brother he has red eyes and he has horns on his head but my mum sees him as a cute little boy but when mum turns her back he is a devil. He grabbed my arm and dragged me to the pot he put me in the pot and turned it up to 2 so it's a low cook. Umm what seasoning shill I use I might use beef stock with some hurbs. Now time to cut off your toenails then we need to cut off your hair. then was bout to finaly eat himm mum came in and i looked the a pan smacked me over the head and i feel aseep